Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Snake Whiskey

Yesterday, I saw my first bottle (jug) of whiskey (?) with a cobra inside it; I'm thinking about buying it and doing a more grotesque version of my buddy's chronicle of drinking an Agent Zero. I just asked Liz what she thought might be a good mixer for Snake Whiskey. Her answer: "regret." She's probably right. Personally, I think Coke would work, but read somewhere that you are supposed to do shots (which I hate) and then bite a slice of cantaloupe (like a lime after tequila). Any ideas? Not trying to get bombed...just hoping for some interesting takes on this exotic, possibly medicinal liquor.

Snake Whiskey and apple juice probably wouldn't taste very good, but at least you could call it an "Original Sin." A good drink name would be "the Indiana Jones" (as in "why'd it have to be snakes?"), but I haven't gotten a whole lot further than that.

I'm now accepting submissions - all drink ideas that DO NOT include consuming the actual snake will be considered. All drink ideas that DO include consuming the actual snake will be hilarious.

6 comments:

Rachel said...

FUCK I CANT FIND THE CAPLOCKS KEY ON THIS GERMAN COMPUTER SO I DONT MEAN TO YELL BUT IF YOU JUST ADD SOME GRENADINE I THINK IT WILL MAKE A FINE DRINK (PERIOD

Dan said...

LOUD NOISES!

Henry Hobart said...

I suggest an Asian boilermaker--a shot of the whiskey, followed by an Indian beer (http://www.cobrabeer.com/)

Dad

mullins said...

Eat the snake. Pics of you two 'Lady-and-the-Tramping' over a whiskied cobra and you get first prize in my internet contest!

Anonymous said...

Cate and My submission:

the Snake Sibilance: Snake whiskey, Seven up with a twissssssst.

Anonymous said...

ACK! I F*CKED IT UP!

Snake Sibilance: Snake Whiskey & Seven up with a Citrus Twisssssst.



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